The best F*cking salad EVER

One day after working out I was CRAVING salad! Yup you heard me I was craving a freaking salad! For years salad has always been crapped on for being boring and lame. Which depending on where you get your salad from it could taste very bland. As I was running around my kitchen starving I came up with this yummy salad recipe.


. Kale

. Peppers

. Cucumbers

. Green olives

. Black olives

. Green Onion

. 1 tbsp of rice vinegar

. 1 tbsp of soy sauce

. 2 tbsp of olive oil

. garlic seasoning

. umami seasoning

Step 1

First you’re going to want to chop your ingredients and put that into a medium size bowl.

Step 2

Next add in your seasoning, I personally LLLOOOVVEEE garlic so I add a good amount but you can be the judge of that. Now the umami seasoning I got from Trader Joe’s and it is very savory so don’t add to much of that.

Step 3

Add in the rice vinegar, soy sauce and olive oil and then massage your salad with your hands.

Bon Appetit!!!

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